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Entry Dedicated to John
Mar. 7th, 2006 09:16 pm
Because John has made himself offical-Colleen-internet-stalker and that means he is a very important person in my books. (No, not those books!)
A little bit of history about John:
John was born [possibly hatched... the records are not clear on this at all] on 15 July, 1973 and spent most of his formative years living with his parents, older brother and younger sister [who he would later find out was not his sister at all, but more like a robot designed to act like a sister, a la that Robin Williams movie with LL Cool J and Joan Cusack]. At a very young age, John found a little-known hairstyle called "an annoying little flippy at the top thing" and immediately adopted it. He wears it to this day.
John, affectionately known as "Jonathan" or "the other stockboy", was educated at Eton, which is where his brutal sense of style comes from.
John:: 2oo6!
John now lives with his three cats on the bank of the River Imaginary, happily and wholesomely fulfilling his childhood dream of being self sufficient [he grows his own carrots!].
He spends his time bugging me and trying to look preppy. John can be seen on a clear night, just due south of Ursa Minor, but only in the northern hemisphere.
A little bit of history about John:
John was born [possibly hatched... the records are not clear on this at all] on 15 July, 1973 and spent most of his formative years living with his parents, older brother and younger sister [who he would later find out was not his sister at all, but more like a robot designed to act like a sister, a la that Robin Williams movie with LL Cool J and Joan Cusack]. At a very young age, John found a little-known hairstyle called "an annoying little flippy at the top thing" and immediately adopted it. He wears it to this day.
John, affectionately known as "Jonathan" or "the other stockboy", was educated at Eton, which is where his brutal sense of style comes from.
John:: 2oo6!
John now lives with his three cats on the bank of the River Imaginary, happily and wholesomely fulfilling his childhood dream of being self sufficient [he grows his own carrots!].
He spends his time bugging me and trying to look preppy. John can be seen on a clear night, just due south of Ursa Minor, but only in the northern hemisphere.
