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So I'm clicking away on my computer, trying to hammer out as much of this big bang draft as I can before I send it to my artist tonight and I have my 'general writing' playlist on in the background. That's lovely all day.

Oh gods, writing my first ever sex scene and the Lord of the Rings soundtrack comes on in the background. That's way too dramatic and intense! It's too much pressure to perform! So I click the next button because it's breaking me.

...

Oh hi there, Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack, you're actually worse than LotR.

So. If my first sex scene reads like a battle between life and death, don't blame me. Also, if it sounds like I giggled the entire way through it, it's not because I'm immature and can't type the word 'cock'.

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Date: 2010-09-27 03:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kitschywrite.livejournal.com
why is your awesome life coach not mentioned in this post

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Date: 2010-09-27 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unavoidedcrisis.livejournal.com
Katie always says the cat is my life coach. He's sleeping on the chair above my head. But you're right, [livejournal.com profile] maskedfangirl gave me some good tips while [livejournal.com profile] cherie_morte shouted 'COCK, COCK' in the background...

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Date: 2010-09-27 03:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kitschywrite.livejournal.com
fuck you in the ass with a rusty rake








I'M NEVER READING YOUR SEX SCENES AGAIN

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Date: 2010-09-27 04:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unavoidedcrisis.livejournal.com
Oh Ben, you're so pretty when you're enraged. <3333

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Date: 2010-09-27 04:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] annella.livejournal.com
I think that porn written to those soundtracks cannot help but be epic.

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Date: 2010-09-27 04:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unavoidedcrisis.livejournal.com
That is what I'm banking on :D

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Date: 2010-09-27 04:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alwaysenduphere.livejournal.com
LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

I was counting money to the Star Trek and Inception OSTs the other day. I felt very...accomplished, or something.

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Date: 2010-09-27 04:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unavoidedcrisis.livejournal.com
Yeah, I love walking to movie soundtracks too. It makes you feel so powerful.

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Date: 2010-09-27 05:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mortar.livejournal.com
cock dick ass balls.

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Date: 2010-09-27 06:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scorpiod1.livejournal.com
THIS WILL BE THE MOST EPIC SEX SCENE EVER \O/

Also, COCK!

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Date: 2010-09-27 07:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] violettedream.livejournal.com
ILU

that is all.

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Date: 2010-09-30 04:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treeson.livejournal.com
I have to read this now.

No, seriously, now as in yesterday

<3 treeson

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