Sick Like A Sick Thing

[unavoidedcrisis]

So I am sick. And when I get sick, I get horribly whiny.

I blame it on never getting enough love when I was sick as a child. My mother is a nurse, so when I had the flu she was always 'yeah and? It's the flu. Come back when you have legionnaires.' The time I had mono, she was pretty sure I was just lying to get out of school, so she threatened to ship me off to military school or to live with my father (both would have been terrible beyond reason, let's be honest). But blood tests confirmed I had mono and an ultrasound confirmed that my spleen was enlarged and ready to pop. But I didn't die that time, which on one hand is awesome and on the other hand if I had died then I wouldn't be sick and whiny now so...

Yesterday I actually managed to pull myself from bed and go to visit epiphanyx7 who made me noddles and a blanket fort and let me watch Battlestar Galatica on her couch. Then she read me stories and I wandered home. I love her very very much. I will call her Faithful #2 and when the revolution comes, she will not be eaten. As for the rest of you... We shall see.

Today though, I have fully nested in my bed and I am not getting up. Unless I need to pee, but I think that's a given.

If it wasn't a fever dream, Katie came in here, woke me up and took my bank card. If that is the case, she is called Enemy of the New State #2 and when the revolution comes, she'll be met with a fate worse than being eaten. If it was a dream, then she is forgiven. For now.

GUYS. I think what I'm trying to say is that I'm sick and cold meds make my brain a melty goo mess and then I say strange things and I have a fort.

Comments

[sleepwalker1015.livejournal.com]

I can relate to the "mother is a nurse" issue as I have the same. If I wasn't dying, it could be treated with ibuprofen and a hot bath... anything can be treated with ibuprofen and a hot. I'm sorry you're feeling icky, that is no no fun. I hope that you feel better!**hugs** (as long as it's not contagious)

[oywidapoodles.livejournal.com]

No offense, but I wouldn't want your mom as my nurse. XD

epiphanyx7 however, sounds like she's be fabulous. ;)

Feel better!

[kutiechick.livejournal.com]

*huuuuuugs*

Sick-Leen needs to get back to Healthy-Leen soooooooon!

<3 I get the sick dreams/crazies when I'm not feeling well, too...hope you start feeling better soon. And yea for a great friend like Faithful #2 helping to take care of you yesterday...<3333

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

I've been sick and whiny, too, for almost a week now, so I feel your pain. I will send you the warmest possible chicken soup vibes. I hope you get better soon, sweetie.

And wow, I kind of would have expected a nurse mommy to take better care of her sick baby than that :/

just sayin...

[(Anonymous)]

Katie stole your debit card to buy you Wendys...

Also, in the new world order, I would like to apply for the position of your personal coach driver. And that has nothing to do with the fact that you can't have your coach driver eaten, because then you can't go any where.

[sockkiah.livejournal.com]

Awww, feel better my adopted one. *pets your hair*

I was sick last night and all I wanted in the world was for my mom to come and pet my hair and get me some water.

*gets you some water*

And hooray! Congrats that you've got a fort to sit in! BSG is an excellent fort show.

[cheerful-earl.livejournal.com]

While being sick is terrible, it's kind of awesome that you have a fort. Plus Battlestar! Faithful #2 deserves her title.

Feel better! :(

[epiphanyx7.livejournal.com]

... who's Faithful #1?? Should I be jealous?

Or worried about this revolution?

[unavoidedcrisis.livejournal.com]

You can worry all you like about the revolution, it's not going to slow it down at all.

And Faithful #1 is Freddy, obviously.

[untakenpath.livejournal.com]

Feck that, I'm your number one. Don't start with me.

Also I brought you home Wendy's and let you continue to use my pillows when you were icky. Thats true love bb, the kind your family wishing we would marry is made of...

[mercuries.livejournal.com]

Being sick suuuuuuuucks. I hope you feel better soon!