Christmas Meme of Immense Hugeness
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Favorite Christmas
01. Non-Jesus-related song? 'Carol of the Bells'
02. Jesus-related song? 'We Three Kings'
03. Santa-related song? 'Squeezing Down the Chimney' (with actions!)
04. Fictional character? Bob Crachett
05. Dinner's main course? Cranberries with turkey
06. Dinner's dessert? Chocolate Cherry Trifle
07. Scent (pine, gingerbread, candles...)? Snowflakes and cinnamon buns
08. Animated movie? The Grinch!
09. Non-animated movie? Christmas in Connecticut (the original)
10. Personal memory? Going the year before last to see The Nutcracker for the first time
11. Story/Fairy Tale? The Silver Skates
This or That
12. Candy cane or peppermint patties? Candy canes
13. Sugar or gingerbread cookies? Gingerbread (but actually shortbread)
14. Tinsel or beaded strands? Tinsel
15. Multi-colored or same-colored lights? Same colours
16. Flashing or still lights? Both!
17. Wreaths or mistletoe/holly? Mistletoe
18. Rudolph or Frosty? Frosty
19. Sledding or snowball fights? Sledding
20. Snow or ice/icicles? Snow
21. Snow hat or earmuffs? My red touque
22. Getting or giving? Both ><
23. Snow days or plow trucks? Days, the trucks are evil.
24. Stockings or presents? Stockings!
25. Cookies & milk or letter to Santa? Both
26. Christmas Eve or Christmas Day? Eve
27. Log Burning Channel or real thing? Real thing, but only if we have a fireplace
28. Cards or emails? Both
29. Shoveling or cleaning off the car? Cleaning the car
30. The Inn's manger or the animals? They go together, non?
31. Mary & Joseph or The Wise Men? The wise men make me smile
32. Hot cocoa or eggnog? Cocoa. Eggnog is GROSS.
33. Jack Frost or Little Drummer Boy? Both very nice.
Yay or Ugh
34. Holiday shopping? Ugh
35. Icy roads? Ugh
36. Limited driving visibility? Scary
37. Christmas carolers? Yay (when I am one)
38. Mall Santas? Ugh
39. Salvation Army Santas? Yay
40. Blizzards? yay (hen we're inside)
41. 24/7 Holiday radio? UGH
42. Freezing cold? yay
43. Setting up the tree? Yay
44. Wrapping presents? Yay
45. Visiting/seeing family? Mostly Yay
46. Ad-Lib on “Rudolph..." Yay
47. Free mint red/white candy? Yay!
48. Belief in Santa Claus? Yay
49. Chocolate countdown calendar? Freakin' Yay.
50. Peeking at your gifts (or by accident)? Ugh
51. Making out with Santa under the mistletoe? Depends on the Santa
52. Decorated houses? Yay
53. Extreme decorated houses? The dude on the corner. Scary.
54. White Christmas morning? Yay
55. Searching for ornaments in the attic? Attic? You mean garage. Ugh.
56. Santa knowing when you’re sleeping and awake? Creeper.
Name That Tune
57. "Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling." Sleigh Ride Song
58. "Good tidings for Christmas and a happy New Year." We Wish You A Merry Christmas
59. "The lights are turned way down low..." Let it Snow
60. "In the meadow we can build a snowman." Winter Wonderland
61. "Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh!" Jingle Bells
62. "Remember, Christ, our Savior was born on Christmas Day." Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
63. "Not only green when summer’s here, but also when ’tis cold and drear." ?
64. "And Heaven, and Heaven and nature sing." Joy to The World
65. "Tis the season to be jolly, fa la la la la, la la la la." Deck Dar Halls
66. "Down through the chimney with lots of toys..." Up On The Rooftop
First Thought That Comes To Mind When You Hear...
67. Snowflake! 'Name for a kitty!'
68. Pine cones! 'Don't chew them.'
69. Elves! 'Overrated class. Try half-elf instead for the cool stuff.'
70. Sleigh! 'Dean, Sam and Buffy.'
71. Presents! 'Darn, I'm poor.'
72. Cookies! 'Grandma.'
73. Mistletoe! '*kisses*'
74. Rudolph! 'Smelly beast.'
75. Blizzard! 'Hope everyone's safe inside.'
76. School's Canceled! 'Meh, wasn't gonna go anyways.'
77. Ice Skating! 'I fall down.'
78. Santa's Lap! 'Reminds me of Grandpa.'
79. Black Friday! 'Nur?'
80. God's Son! 'But I don't have a godson. Oh! You mean with the apostrophe. Righteous.'
81. Melting Snow! 'Sad day, must be May.'
82. Lumps of Coal! 'For snowmens.'
83. Nutcracker! 'Ballet!'
84. Ho Ho Ho! 'Bitch, please.'
85. North Pole! 'Polar bears eating elves. Oh the carnage'
What's a Winter Activity YOU Do...
86. ...In the snow by yourself? Eating snow
87. ...Inside by yourself? Reading, finger painting, eating cookies
88. ...In a public place (with/alone)? This is weird question.
89. ...With friends/family in the snow at home? There isn't usually snow in our house.
90. ...With friends/family inside at home? Bickering, mostly
Grade/Rate Holiday Movies A - F
91. A Christmas Story? F
92. How The Grinch Stole Christmas? A+
93. The Santa Clause? C+
94. Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer?
95. Frosty The Snowman? B+
96. Home Alone? F
97. National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation? A-
98. Elf? D+
99. Miracle on 34th Street? A-
100. A Charlie Brown Christmas? A+
The ____ Present You’ve Received?
101. Most expensive? No idea. I don't generally ask.
102. Ugliest? The purple fake fur vest. ><
103. Worthless? A second hand towel from Mexico (I kid you not)
104. Most-wanted (personally)? Recently, D&D dice, travel mug, lots of hugs
105. Most-wanted/popular (media frenzy)? Furby!
106. Unwanted? Dental floss. I mean, I can get it from the dentist for free...
107. Never-used? Def. the Mexican towel
108. Exchanged for something else? Clothes that don't fit
109. Biggest (size)? Men's XL. It was screw-up at the warehouse. Dangerous to order online.
110. Most meaningful? Not really sure. Lots of stuff, I think.
Christmas At My House... (one or the other) (At my mama's/dad's)
111. Tree is fake/real? Fake/real
112. Tree is under/above 4'? Above/above
113. Open presents Christmas Eve/Day? Day/Boxing day
114. House/entire yard is decorated? House/house
115. Amount of presents under the tree? Bunches/hardly any
116. Snowman is a male/female? Male/a doggy
117. Go for Santa/Jesus? Neither/Santa
118. Homemade/delivered/takeout Christmas dinner? Potluck/homemade
119. Bedtime is before/after midnight? After/after
120. Wake-up is before/after 7am? Before/after
121. Go/don’t go to church on Christmas? Go/Don't
122. Pray & sing Happy Birthday/do nothing before bed? Usually pray, but it's a personal choice/ditto
123. Do shopping before/after Thanksgiving? After/after
124. Low-key/over the top decorations (inside and out)? Over the top/low key
Have You Ever?
125. Built a snowman? Numerous times, every year
126. Heard Santa's sleigh? Once
127. Seen Santa & Rudolph in the sky? once
128. Sat on Santa's lap? Many times
129. Shoveled the driveway/sidewalk? Yep
130. Made snow angels? Always
131. Built a fort/igloo? Of course
132. Wrote a Christmas list? Every year
133. Wrote a letter to Santa? Yep
134. Left cookies/milk for Santa & reindeer? Reindeer don't eat cookies!
135. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? This morning ^__^
136. Went caroling? Sure
137. Got hurt during the winter season? Of course, I'm clumsy
138. Gone ice skating/sledding? Both, all the time
139. Kissed under a mistletoe? Today
140. Experienced/saw a miracle happen? Depends on your definition. ;)
141. Get everything you wanted for Christmas? Last year I know I did.
142. Cooked/baked? Duh.
Complete The Line
143. "Jolly Old Saint Nicholas, lean your ___ this way." Ear
144. "And children listen to hear ___ bells in the snow." Sleigh
145. "And on every street ___ you'll hear silver bells." Corner
146. "O night divine, O night when Christ was ___." Born
147. "All I want for Christmas is my ___ front teeth." Two
148. "It's beginning to ___ a lot like Christmas." Look
149. "Round yon virgin ___ and child." Mother
150. "Sing praises to our Heavenly ____." Lord
Christmas 101
151. Color of Rudolph's nose? Red
152. Jesus' Virgin Mother? Mary
153. What made Frosty come to life? Magic hat
154. Two main colors of Christmas? Red&white
155. Does Mrs. Claus have a first name? Sure
156. Where does Santa live? Northwardly
157. True love gave what on the second day of Christmas? 2 turtle doves
158. What kind of nuts are roasting on an open fire? Chest-
Make Up Your Own Christmas Tale
159. Once upon a time, there was a: small girl
160. Who couldn’t stop: crying
161. After a while, she fell asleep next to a: polar bear cib
162. When they woke, there was: family of winter sparrows
163. Thanks to them: the girl and the polar didn't starve to death. Yum!
How Does He Do It?
162. Get down the chimney? Vaseline
163. Deliver presents all over the world? Amphetamine sulphate (aka: Speed)
164. Get so fat and still act so jolly? Alzhiemer's
165. Recruit reindeer for sleigh-pulling lessons? Battle Royale
166. Provide compensation for elves making toys? Slave labour
167. Stay unseen from the rest of the world? General population of the world is stupid
Would It Still Be Christmas Without...
168. Candy canes? Yes
169. Snow? Meh.
170. Stores opening at 5am? Yes
171. Winter vacation? No
172. Visiting family & friends? No
173. Fake Santas? Yes
174. Christmas trees? No
175. New holiday movies? Yes
176. Getting holiday greeting cards/email? No
177. Holiday tunes? Yes
Share Your Stories in One Sentence
178. The best Christmas you’ve had? A few of them tie.
179. The most upsetting Christmas you’ve had? Grandma died.
180. One hilarious Christmas blooper? Zeke (dog) eating Mama's present- a huge box of chocolates- but leaving her favourites.
True Or False
181. You prefer to stay inside where it’s warm? True&false
182. You’ve given something (or $) to charity? True
183. You spent more than what people spent on you? False this year
184. You like to take your time opening presents? True
185. The thing you want most this year costs $100+? False
186. You expect to get more than 10 presents this year? False
187. You’re a Scrooge/Grinch? Sometimes true
188. Christmas = snow? True
189. You know the lyrics to more than 25 Christmas songs? True
Grab Bag
190. Three best things about Christmas? Food, family and snow
191. Worst Christmas song? Feliz Navidad ><
192. If you were a Christmas character, who would you be?
193. What type of decoration should stop being made? Inflatable lawn ornaments
194. Tastiest holiday treat? Shortbread and cheesy hash browns
195. Favorite pop culture/stereotypical Christmas icon (noun)? Anthropomorphic animals wearing Xmas garb
196. Know how to make cookies/brownies/cake from scratch? All of the above
197. Ever cut your mouth on a candy cane/candy? Yes
198. What other culture would you like to experience Christmas with? No idea
199. What kind of pattern/pictures do you like on your wrapping paper? Snowflakes and trees and stuff
200. Will you make a Christmas picture for your blog/website/profile? Quite possibly
01. Non-Jesus-related song? 'Carol of the Bells'
02. Jesus-related song? 'We Three Kings'
03. Santa-related song? 'Squeezing Down the Chimney' (with actions!)
04. Fictional character? Bob Crachett
05. Dinner's main course? Cranberries with turkey
06. Dinner's dessert? Chocolate Cherry Trifle
07. Scent (pine, gingerbread, candles...)? Snowflakes and cinnamon buns
08. Animated movie? The Grinch!
09. Non-animated movie? Christmas in Connecticut (the original)
10. Personal memory? Going the year before last to see The Nutcracker for the first time
11. Story/Fairy Tale? The Silver Skates
This or That
12. Candy cane or peppermint patties? Candy canes
13. Sugar or gingerbread cookies? Gingerbread (but actually shortbread)
14. Tinsel or beaded strands? Tinsel
15. Multi-colored or same-colored lights? Same colours
16. Flashing or still lights? Both!
17. Wreaths or mistletoe/holly? Mistletoe
18. Rudolph or Frosty? Frosty
19. Sledding or snowball fights? Sledding
20. Snow or ice/icicles? Snow
21. Snow hat or earmuffs? My red touque
22. Getting or giving? Both ><
23. Snow days or plow trucks? Days, the trucks are evil.
24. Stockings or presents? Stockings!
25. Cookies & milk or letter to Santa? Both
26. Christmas Eve or Christmas Day? Eve
27. Log Burning Channel or real thing? Real thing, but only if we have a fireplace
28. Cards or emails? Both
29. Shoveling or cleaning off the car? Cleaning the car
30. The Inn's manger or the animals? They go together, non?
31. Mary & Joseph or The Wise Men? The wise men make me smile
32. Hot cocoa or eggnog? Cocoa. Eggnog is GROSS.
33. Jack Frost or Little Drummer Boy? Both very nice.
Yay or Ugh
34. Holiday shopping? Ugh
35. Icy roads? Ugh
36. Limited driving visibility? Scary
37. Christmas carolers? Yay (when I am one)
38. Mall Santas? Ugh
39. Salvation Army Santas? Yay
40. Blizzards? yay (hen we're inside)
41. 24/7 Holiday radio? UGH
42. Freezing cold? yay
43. Setting up the tree? Yay
44. Wrapping presents? Yay
45. Visiting/seeing family? Mostly Yay
46. Ad-Lib on “Rudolph..." Yay
47. Free mint red/white candy? Yay!
48. Belief in Santa Claus? Yay
49. Chocolate countdown calendar? Freakin' Yay.
50. Peeking at your gifts (or by accident)? Ugh
51. Making out with Santa under the mistletoe? Depends on the Santa
52. Decorated houses? Yay
53. Extreme decorated houses? The dude on the corner. Scary.
54. White Christmas morning? Yay
55. Searching for ornaments in the attic? Attic? You mean garage. Ugh.
56. Santa knowing when you’re sleeping and awake? Creeper.
Name That Tune
57. "Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling." Sleigh Ride Song
58. "Good tidings for Christmas and a happy New Year." We Wish You A Merry Christmas
59. "The lights are turned way down low..." Let it Snow
60. "In the meadow we can build a snowman." Winter Wonderland
61. "Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh!" Jingle Bells
62. "Remember, Christ, our Savior was born on Christmas Day." Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
63. "Not only green when summer’s here, but also when ’tis cold and drear." ?
64. "And Heaven, and Heaven and nature sing." Joy to The World
65. "Tis the season to be jolly, fa la la la la, la la la la." Deck Dar Halls
66. "Down through the chimney with lots of toys..." Up On The Rooftop
First Thought That Comes To Mind When You Hear...
67. Snowflake! 'Name for a kitty!'
68. Pine cones! 'Don't chew them.'
69. Elves! 'Overrated class. Try half-elf instead for the cool stuff.'
70. Sleigh! 'Dean, Sam and Buffy.'
71. Presents! 'Darn, I'm poor.'
72. Cookies! 'Grandma.'
73. Mistletoe! '*kisses*'
74. Rudolph! 'Smelly beast.'
75. Blizzard! 'Hope everyone's safe inside.'
76. School's Canceled! 'Meh, wasn't gonna go anyways.'
77. Ice Skating! 'I fall down.'
78. Santa's Lap! 'Reminds me of Grandpa.'
79. Black Friday! 'Nur?'
80. God's Son! 'But I don't have a godson. Oh! You mean with the apostrophe. Righteous.'
81. Melting Snow! 'Sad day, must be May.'
82. Lumps of Coal! 'For snowmens.'
83. Nutcracker! 'Ballet!'
84. Ho Ho Ho! 'Bitch, please.'
85. North Pole! 'Polar bears eating elves. Oh the carnage'
What's a Winter Activity YOU Do...
86. ...In the snow by yourself? Eating snow
87. ...Inside by yourself? Reading, finger painting, eating cookies
88. ...In a public place (with/alone)? This is weird question.
89. ...With friends/family in the snow at home? There isn't usually snow in our house.
90. ...With friends/family inside at home? Bickering, mostly
Grade/Rate Holiday Movies A - F
91. A Christmas Story? F
92. How The Grinch Stole Christmas? A+
93. The Santa Clause? C+
94. Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer?
95. Frosty The Snowman? B+
96. Home Alone? F
97. National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation? A-
98. Elf? D+
99. Miracle on 34th Street? A-
100. A Charlie Brown Christmas? A+
The ____ Present You’ve Received?
101. Most expensive? No idea. I don't generally ask.
102. Ugliest? The purple fake fur vest. ><
103. Worthless? A second hand towel from Mexico (I kid you not)
104. Most-wanted (personally)? Recently, D&D dice, travel mug, lots of hugs
105. Most-wanted/popular (media frenzy)? Furby!
106. Unwanted? Dental floss. I mean, I can get it from the dentist for free...
107. Never-used? Def. the Mexican towel
108. Exchanged for something else? Clothes that don't fit
109. Biggest (size)? Men's XL. It was screw-up at the warehouse. Dangerous to order online.
110. Most meaningful? Not really sure. Lots of stuff, I think.
Christmas At My House... (one or the other) (At my mama's/dad's)
111. Tree is fake/real? Fake/real
112. Tree is under/above 4'? Above/above
113. Open presents Christmas Eve/Day? Day/Boxing day
114. House/entire yard is decorated? House/house
115. Amount of presents under the tree? Bunches/hardly any
116. Snowman is a male/female? Male/a doggy
117. Go for Santa/Jesus? Neither/Santa
118. Homemade/delivered/takeout Christmas dinner? Potluck/homemade
119. Bedtime is before/after midnight? After/after
120. Wake-up is before/after 7am? Before/after
121. Go/don’t go to church on Christmas? Go/Don't
122. Pray & sing Happy Birthday/do nothing before bed? Usually pray, but it's a personal choice/ditto
123. Do shopping before/after Thanksgiving? After/after
124. Low-key/over the top decorations (inside and out)? Over the top/low key
Have You Ever?
125. Built a snowman? Numerous times, every year
126. Heard Santa's sleigh? Once
127. Seen Santa & Rudolph in the sky? once
128. Sat on Santa's lap? Many times
129. Shoveled the driveway/sidewalk? Yep
130. Made snow angels? Always
131. Built a fort/igloo? Of course
132. Wrote a Christmas list? Every year
133. Wrote a letter to Santa? Yep
134. Left cookies/milk for Santa & reindeer? Reindeer don't eat cookies!
135. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? This morning ^__^
136. Went caroling? Sure
137. Got hurt during the winter season? Of course, I'm clumsy
138. Gone ice skating/sledding? Both, all the time
139. Kissed under a mistletoe? Today
140. Experienced/saw a miracle happen? Depends on your definition. ;)
141. Get everything you wanted for Christmas? Last year I know I did.
142. Cooked/baked? Duh.
Complete The Line
143. "Jolly Old Saint Nicholas, lean your ___ this way." Ear
144. "And children listen to hear ___ bells in the snow." Sleigh
145. "And on every street ___ you'll hear silver bells." Corner
146. "O night divine, O night when Christ was ___." Born
147. "All I want for Christmas is my ___ front teeth." Two
148. "It's beginning to ___ a lot like Christmas." Look
149. "Round yon virgin ___ and child." Mother
150. "Sing praises to our Heavenly ____." Lord
Christmas 101
151. Color of Rudolph's nose? Red
152. Jesus' Virgin Mother? Mary
153. What made Frosty come to life? Magic hat
154. Two main colors of Christmas? Red&white
155. Does Mrs. Claus have a first name? Sure
156. Where does Santa live? Northwardly
157. True love gave what on the second day of Christmas? 2 turtle doves
158. What kind of nuts are roasting on an open fire? Chest-
Make Up Your Own Christmas Tale
159. Once upon a time, there was a: small girl
160. Who couldn’t stop: crying
161. After a while, she fell asleep next to a: polar bear cib
162. When they woke, there was: family of winter sparrows
163. Thanks to them: the girl and the polar didn't starve to death. Yum!
How Does He Do It?
162. Get down the chimney? Vaseline
163. Deliver presents all over the world? Amphetamine sulphate (aka: Speed)
164. Get so fat and still act so jolly? Alzhiemer's
165. Recruit reindeer for sleigh-pulling lessons? Battle Royale
166. Provide compensation for elves making toys? Slave labour
167. Stay unseen from the rest of the world? General population of the world is stupid
Would It Still Be Christmas Without...
168. Candy canes? Yes
169. Snow? Meh.
170. Stores opening at 5am? Yes
171. Winter vacation? No
172. Visiting family & friends? No
173. Fake Santas? Yes
174. Christmas trees? No
175. New holiday movies? Yes
176. Getting holiday greeting cards/email? No
177. Holiday tunes? Yes
Share Your Stories in One Sentence
178. The best Christmas you’ve had? A few of them tie.
179. The most upsetting Christmas you’ve had? Grandma died.
180. One hilarious Christmas blooper? Zeke (dog) eating Mama's present- a huge box of chocolates- but leaving her favourites.
True Or False
181. You prefer to stay inside where it’s warm? True&false
182. You’ve given something (or $) to charity? True
183. You spent more than what people spent on you? False this year
184. You like to take your time opening presents? True
185. The thing you want most this year costs $100+? False
186. You expect to get more than 10 presents this year? False
187. You’re a Scrooge/Grinch? Sometimes true
188. Christmas = snow? True
189. You know the lyrics to more than 25 Christmas songs? True
Grab Bag
190. Three best things about Christmas? Food, family and snow
191. Worst Christmas song? Feliz Navidad ><
192. If you were a Christmas character, who would you be?
193. What type of decoration should stop being made? Inflatable lawn ornaments
194. Tastiest holiday treat? Shortbread and cheesy hash browns
195. Favorite pop culture/stereotypical Christmas icon (noun)? Anthropomorphic animals wearing Xmas garb
196. Know how to make cookies/brownies/cake from scratch? All of the above
197. Ever cut your mouth on a candy cane/candy? Yes
198. What other culture would you like to experience Christmas with? No idea
199. What kind of pattern/pictures do you like on your wrapping paper? Snowflakes and trees and stuff
200. Will you make a Christmas picture for your blog/website/profile? Quite possibly