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Jan. 22nd, 2007 12:45 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
unavoidedcrisis
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Okay, so for the sake of arguement, I have this friend.
Let's call 'em Doug.
Doug sort of had this... intimate and bloody encounter with another friend of mine named... Belinda.
Doug and Belinda didn't have any, you know, relationship planned. Quite the contrary, Doug and Belinda are friends and whatnot.
Well Doug is... touchy. Fucking aweomse, don't get me wrong, but Doug has a tendancy to take things very seriously most of the time. No worries though because if I was in Doug's place, I would be feeling the same way. It was a pretty intense thing that Doug and Belinda did.
[Note to self: people, no matter what state of intoxication, make fucked up decisions. Make sure to never become a person. They're dumb.]
And then Belinda turns around and is a dork to Doug, even though Doug did nothing to deserve it. Belinda is like... calling other guys 'the hot dude'-- namely Franklin. Poor Doug. It's not like he wants anything to come of it, he just wants a little respect.
Now I feel I am closest with Doug, though I am friends with Franklin and Belinda as well. I don't know how to go about my life with these people if Doug is going to be legitimately ticked off at Belinda and Franklin. I think they should all hug.
By the way, Doug, if you're out there, I fucking love you. Let's have sex.
Um, okay. Jason sitting in a coffin playing Tetris on his cell phone, dressed in pink women's frilly lingerie and reeking of bear feces is a mental image that stays with you. It stays with you much longer than it ever should.
In the wise words of Jeremy the [Sorta] Frog: "BLEACH! I need bleach for my brain!"
I finger-painted and it was fun.
Okay, so for the sake of arguement, I have this friend.
Let's call 'em Doug.
Doug sort of had this... intimate and bloody encounter with another friend of mine named... Belinda.
Doug and Belinda didn't have any, you know, relationship planned. Quite the contrary, Doug and Belinda are friends and whatnot.
Well Doug is... touchy. Fucking aweomse, don't get me wrong, but Doug has a tendancy to take things very seriously most of the time. No worries though because if I was in Doug's place, I would be feeling the same way. It was a pretty intense thing that Doug and Belinda did.
[Note to self: people, no matter what state of intoxication, make fucked up decisions. Make sure to never become a person. They're dumb.]
And then Belinda turns around and is a dork to Doug, even though Doug did nothing to deserve it. Belinda is like... calling other guys 'the hot dude'-- namely Franklin. Poor Doug. It's not like he wants anything to come of it, he just wants a little respect.
Now I feel I am closest with Doug, though I am friends with Franklin and Belinda as well. I don't know how to go about my life with these people if Doug is going to be legitimately ticked off at Belinda and Franklin. I think they should all hug.
By the way, Doug, if you're out there, I fucking love you. Let's have sex.
Um, okay. Jason sitting in a coffin playing Tetris on his cell phone, dressed in pink women's frilly lingerie and reeking of bear feces is a mental image that stays with you. It stays with you much longer than it ever should.
In the wise words of Jeremy the [Sorta] Frog: "BLEACH! I need bleach for my brain!"
I finger-painted and it was fun.