late nights, bright lights

colleennnnnnnnn! says:
KITTENS! the kittens are attacking!
Milligan says:
>< get em!
colleennnnnnnnn! says:
but they're SO CUTE!
dying.... of.... cuteness.....
Milligan says:
aha then rub their bellies or give em a little poke in the belly
colleennnnnnnnn! says:
guh..... milligan..... milligan..... avenge meeeeeeee
colleennnnnnnnn! says:
*ded*
Milligan says:
noooo! silly kittens!
Milligan says:
they take my colleen away, i will take your vengence by using their cutness against them!
colleennnnnnnnn! says:
dun dun dunnnn
Milligan says:
and how will i do that you ask, by putting them in front of a mirror! *GASP*
colleennnnnnnnn! says:
they will be mesmerized
Milligan says:
yep
colleennnnnnnnn! says:
i like your style kid.
Milligan says:
Then we will confuse them into thinking they are monkeys
colleennnnnnnnn! says:
poor kittens... they just wanted cuddles and world domination and i stood in their furry adorable way
Milligan says:
but we will rise up and rule this day again!
colleennnnnnnnn! says:
kitten independence day! freedom from the cutest overlords ever!
Milligan says:
yay! all hail mittens!
colleennnnnnnnn! says:
oh milligan. i think the kittens have finally got to you
colleennnnnnnnn! says:
it's understandable. kittens can be very coercive, you know. i don't blame you for your desertion.
Milligan says:
yea they have...I tried to fight the good fight, but they are so goddamn cute ^^ but the siamese ones are ugly. they are the black sheep of the revolution
colleennnnnnnnn! says:
*whimper* now i am ded and you are on their side. no one is left to fight the kitten revolution.... the human population is doomed
Milligan says:
psst, I did not change, I'm only a spy, but if they see me they will kill me ><
colleennnnnnnnn! says:
ooooh! *keeps quiet*