late nights, bright lights

Me: Hello Lady!
Mother: ...Hello. What is it?
Me: What is what?
Mother: What is it you're going to try to hide from me?
Me: Um...
Mother: Yeah. Tell him that if it happens again, I'm calling his mother and father. And his priest!
Me: I'munna pretend I don't know what's going on, 'kay?
Mother: Alright then. Now come with me to get Moe. I don't know how to work the stupid radio.

And that was that. Oh, and she's disappointed because 'my body is my temple'.

Ehh, I think we'll live. I'm sorta half grounded though. But not for that. But sorta for that, right?





...If only she knew.

Oh Mother, if only you knew...







[heh..... duuuuuuude]

Ryan: Whoa, our lives seem so much like a movie tonight.
Colleen: Heh, that means one of us is about to get brutally murdered or laid. Depending.
Ryan: And since I have virtually no chance of getting laid and there's that creepy guy with the chainsaw hanging around outside my house... Go and have sex right now, or else I'm gonna die!
Colleen: But... but... That's too much pressure! I can't perform under all the pressure!
Ryan: SOMEONE HAS TO SAVE MY LIFE!
Colleen: Yipes! *runs*
*six minutes later*
Colleen: There. Now you're safe for the night.
Ryan: Ahahahahaha! Yeah, so how is that boy of yours?

And this is when I proceeded to remind him of the terrible ass kicking he will recieve tomorrow. He did not mention 'that boy' again.

But annnnyways.

I bought a toaster tonight. It's pretty toastalicious. And a shiny elephant, which is less toastalicious and more... Indian-inspired.

Guys and Dolls. Guys and MotherFuckin'Dolls.

I GOT MY MUSICAL THEATRE QUESTION AT LAST. Now if I only get another one in a game on Tuesday.

Colleen: I have fake nails on! Typing feels weird. And I want to commission your ass.

Sarah: hahaha, woo fake nails are they all fancy? And for what?

Colleen: Nah, just plain ol' nails, and for art.

Sarah: .... go on

Colleen: or do you not do that?

Sarah: I'm about -><- this close to saying I'll do it, but what is "it"?

Colleen: you will? you don't even know what I'm gonna ask...

Sarah: I know that's why I'm close but not there lol

Colleen: ah, I dunno, something funky i can hang in my room without getting disowned. Possibly something.... i dunno, something cool?

Sarah: oh wait, comission as in to paint something? *collapses laughing* I thought you meant actually comission my ass!

Colleen: oh, agh

*

Because apparently she gets so many offer for her ass that she gets them confused....?