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unavoidedcrisis
A new take on a popular nursery rhyme that appeared in my inbox this morning.
Little Miss Muffet
sat on her tuffet
eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider,
who sat down beside her
and frightened Miss Muffet away.
Miss Muffet went back
and checked her gun rack,
grabbing a .357.
Finding the spider
who had sat down beside her,
she blew that poor sucker to heaven.
Little Miss Muffet
sat on her tuffet
eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider,
who sat down beside her
and frightened Miss Muffet away.
Miss Muffet went back
and checked her gun rack,
grabbing a .357.
Finding the spider
who had sat down beside her,
she blew that poor sucker to heaven.
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Date: 2005-11-09 07:03 pm (UTC)