I DON'T THINK YOUR A BIRD MURDERER. But this does put a dent in our relationship, because I was hoping to be a bird in my next life. But we're chill for this life. We just won't hang out in the next one because you'd be terrified of me.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!1 I'm sorry, that is such a funny story XD Also, your fear of birds remind me of Kingsley <3333333
His rants aren't real (sometimes) so take it with a grain of salt. This one is real for the most part but his personality is exaggerated for comedic effect. He really is scared shitless of birds.
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Date: 2011-12-14 04:36 am (UTC)None of this is bad. But mostly, I love that you write EXACTLY LIKE YOU TALK
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Date: 2011-12-14 05:44 am (UTC)Also, dead.
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Date: 2011-12-14 06:27 am (UTC)<3
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Date: 2011-12-14 07:13 am (UTC)His rants aren't real (sometimes) so take it with a grain of salt. This one is real for the most part but his personality is exaggerated for comedic effect. He really is scared shitless of birds.
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Date: 2011-12-14 11:56 am (UTC)and. y'know. saving that poor wee bird who must have been terrified out of his mind.
BUT AWFUL THINGS. HORRIBLE BIRDS. ~shudders~
I don't also have a bird phobia, what the hell are you talking about?
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Date: 2011-12-14 04:03 pm (UTC)And that's pretty lame of them, they could've told you you had blood on your face --__--
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