Strange Friendship
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Sometimes, you're watching something and you think 'yeah, I could literally watch these two all day and never get bored of their interactions.' Sometimes, it's the banter, or the way they just work together to do whatever they're doing, or maybe they don't like each other, but circumstances are forcing them to have to co-operate. Maybe it's the UST or the familial love or the look character A gets when he/she/it/they look at character B. Whatever it is, there's something about that relationship that you connect with.
Abed and Troy, from Community
Jeff: Why do you guys do stuff like this?
Troy: 'Cause it's fun?
Abed: Yeah.
Abed: I was with you in the bathroom yesterday.
Troy: You're with me everywhere.
Abed: Troy. I know you could be a plumber.
Troy: I'm not going to be, okay? I'm going to be sophisticated. I'm going to have no job, or a job that - from a distance - looks like I do nothing.
Abed: Troy, you know what the best part of my day is? For about 10 seconds from the time I sit down in Spanish 'til the time I look at your desk, because I think 'maybe I'll look and he won't be there.'
Abed: Troy and I played basketball. It was fun.
Troy: Don't gloat! It's impossible to guard you. Your eyes are too gentle and mysterious.
The Doctor and His Sonic Screwdriver, from Doctor Who
The Doctor: I've got a sonic, er, never mind.
Jack: What?
The Doctor: It's sonic, okay, let's leave it at that.
Jack: Disruptor? Cannon? What?
The Doctor: It's sonic, totally sonic, I am sonic'd up!
Jack: A sonic what?
The Doctor: Screwdriver!
Jack: Who has a sonic screwdriver?
The Doctor: I do!
Rory: Can't you sonic it?
The Doctor: It doesn't work on wood.
Rory: 'It doesn't do wood?' That's rubbish!
The Doctor: Oi, don't diss the sonic!
The Doctor: Know what's interesting with my screwdriver, very hard to interfere with, practically nothing strong enough. Well, some hair-dryers, but I'm working on that. So, there is a very strong signal coming from somewhere, and it wasn't there before, so what's new, what's changed? Come on! What's new?! What's different?
Other Dave: I dunno, nothing. It's getting dark?
The Doctor: It's a screwdriver. It works in the dark.
Hardison and Eliot, from Leverage
Hardison: How many plans do we have? Is there like, a plan M?
Nate: Yeah. Hardison dies in plan M.
Eliot: I like plan M.
(after Hardison is kidnapped)
Eliot: I had courtside seats, man. Tell Hardison if he makes it out alive, I'm gonna snap him in half.
Nate: ... Eliot says 'hi'.
Hardison: Hey. This look like an ordinary cell phone, right? It's not, man. It's a metal detector. See, it uses, pulse-induction technology that sends out a current that generates a magnetic field, and then... are you even listening?
Eliot: Yeah.
Hardison: Well, what did I say?
Eliot: You were explaining how you're still a virgin.
JD and Turk, from Scrubs
Turk: (hugging JD) I'm going to miss you so much.
JD: Then squeeze me like you mean it. You smell like it's hot out.
Turk: It's hot in my heart!
Turk: We're closer than the average man and wife,
JD: That's why our matching bracelets say Turk and JD!
Turk: You know I'll stick by for the rest of my life.
JD: You're the only man who's ever been inside of me.
Turk: Whoa, I just took out his appendix...
JD: There's no need to clarify.
JD: Why are we lying in the parking lot?
Turk: Your hook shot knocked you unconscious and I lied down next to you so everybody would think we were chillin'.
JD: Oh. Thanks SCB. By the way I should tell you something. I found an apartment and I'm moving out the day after tomorrow.
Turk: Wow. What does SCB mean?
JD: Super. Chocolate. Bear.
Turk: I love it.
Kuzco and Pacha, from The Emperor's New Groove
Pacha: Someday, you're gonna wind up all alone, and you'll have no one to blame but yourself.
Kuzco: Thanks for that. I'll log that away.
Kuzco: When will you learn that all my ideas are good ones?
Pacha: Well, that's funny. Because I thought that you going into the jungle by yourself, being chased by jaguars, lying to me to take you back to the palace were all really bad ideas.
Kuzco: Oh, yeah. Anything sounds bad when you say it with that attitude.
Pacha: Uh-oh.
Kuzco: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
Pacha: Yep.
Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
Pacha: Most likely.
Kuzco: Bring it on.
Nicholas and Danny, from Hot Fuzz
Nicholas: Sgt. Butterman, the little hand says it's time to rock and roll!
Nicholas:Why are you wearing a police officer's uniform?
Danny: Because I am one?
Nicholas: I feel as if I should say something smart.
Danny: You don't have to say anything at all.
Sam and Dean, from Supernatural
Sam: What the hell are you doing here?
Dean: I was looking for a beer.
Sam: Dean... what the hell are you doing here?
Dean: Okay, all right. We gotta talk.
Sam: Um... the phone?
Dean: If I would've called you, would you have picked up?
Sam: It's an old country custom, Dean, planting a tree as a grave marker.
Dean: ... You are like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness.
Sam: Yeah, I know.
Dean: I have to look out for you! That's my job!
Sam: And what do you think my job is?
Dean: What?
Sam: You saved my life, over and over! Man, you sacrifice everything for me! Don't you think I do the same for you?
Willow and Xander, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Xander: What, and suck all the spontaneity out of being young and stupid? I'd rather live in the dark.
Willow: You're not gonna be young forever.
Xander: Yes, but I'll always be stupid... Let's not all rush to disagree.
Willow: I knew it! I knew it! Well, not knew it in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn't know. You two were fighting way too much. It's not natural!
Xander: I know it's weird ...
Willow: Weird? It's against all laws of God and Man! It's Cordelia! Remember? The, the 'We Hate Cordelia Club', of which you are the treasurer.
Xander: Look, I was gonna tell you.
Willow: Gee, what stopped you? Could it be shame?
Xander: All right, let's over-react, shall we?
Willow: But I'm ...
Xander: Willow. We were just kissing. It doesn't mean that much.
Willow: No. ... It just means you'd rather be with someone you hate, than be with me.
Xander: But the thing is? Yeah. I love you. I loved crayon-breaky Willow and I love ... scary vein-y Willow. So if I'm going out, it's here. If you wanna kill the world? Well, then start with me. I've earned that.
Willow: You think I won't?
Xander: It doesn't matter. I'll still love you.
♥♥♥
caps from screencap paradise (Buffy)
magical screencaps (The Emperor's New Groove)
disparue (Scrubs, Dr. Who)
oxoniensis caps (Supernatural)
hotn-caps (Supernatural)
here (Hot Fuzz)
here (Community)
and
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
burgundy_shoes (Leverage)
as well as a few capped by me (Supernatural, Dr. Who)
Abed and Troy, from Community
Jeff: Why do you guys do stuff like this?
Troy: 'Cause it's fun?
Abed: Yeah.
Abed: I was with you in the bathroom yesterday.
Troy: You're with me everywhere.
Abed: Troy. I know you could be a plumber.
Troy: I'm not going to be, okay? I'm going to be sophisticated. I'm going to have no job, or a job that - from a distance - looks like I do nothing.
Abed: Troy, you know what the best part of my day is? For about 10 seconds from the time I sit down in Spanish 'til the time I look at your desk, because I think 'maybe I'll look and he won't be there.'
Abed: Troy and I played basketball. It was fun.
Troy: Don't gloat! It's impossible to guard you. Your eyes are too gentle and mysterious.
The Doctor and His Sonic Screwdriver, from Doctor Who
The Doctor: I've got a sonic, er, never mind.
Jack: What?
The Doctor: It's sonic, okay, let's leave it at that.
Jack: Disruptor? Cannon? What?
The Doctor: It's sonic, totally sonic, I am sonic'd up!
Jack: A sonic what?
The Doctor: Screwdriver!
Jack: Who has a sonic screwdriver?
The Doctor: I do!
Rory: Can't you sonic it?
The Doctor: It doesn't work on wood.
Rory: 'It doesn't do wood?' That's rubbish!
The Doctor: Oi, don't diss the sonic!
The Doctor: Know what's interesting with my screwdriver, very hard to interfere with, practically nothing strong enough. Well, some hair-dryers, but I'm working on that. So, there is a very strong signal coming from somewhere, and it wasn't there before, so what's new, what's changed? Come on! What's new?! What's different?
Other Dave: I dunno, nothing. It's getting dark?
The Doctor: It's a screwdriver. It works in the dark.
Hardison and Eliot, from Leverage
Hardison: How many plans do we have? Is there like, a plan M?
Nate: Yeah. Hardison dies in plan M.
Eliot: I like plan M.
(after Hardison is kidnapped)
Eliot: I had courtside seats, man. Tell Hardison if he makes it out alive, I'm gonna snap him in half.
Nate: ... Eliot says 'hi'.
Hardison: Hey. This look like an ordinary cell phone, right? It's not, man. It's a metal detector. See, it uses, pulse-induction technology that sends out a current that generates a magnetic field, and then... are you even listening?
Eliot: Yeah.
Hardison: Well, what did I say?
Eliot: You were explaining how you're still a virgin.
JD and Turk, from Scrubs
Turk: (hugging JD) I'm going to miss you so much.
JD: Then squeeze me like you mean it. You smell like it's hot out.
Turk: It's hot in my heart!
Turk: We're closer than the average man and wife,
JD: That's why our matching bracelets say Turk and JD!
Turk: You know I'll stick by for the rest of my life.
JD: You're the only man who's ever been inside of me.
Turk: Whoa, I just took out his appendix...
JD: There's no need to clarify.
JD: Why are we lying in the parking lot?
Turk: Your hook shot knocked you unconscious and I lied down next to you so everybody would think we were chillin'.
JD: Oh. Thanks SCB. By the way I should tell you something. I found an apartment and I'm moving out the day after tomorrow.
Turk: Wow. What does SCB mean?
JD: Super. Chocolate. Bear.
Turk: I love it.
Kuzco and Pacha, from The Emperor's New Groove
Pacha: Someday, you're gonna wind up all alone, and you'll have no one to blame but yourself.
Kuzco: Thanks for that. I'll log that away.
Kuzco: When will you learn that all my ideas are good ones?
Pacha: Well, that's funny. Because I thought that you going into the jungle by yourself, being chased by jaguars, lying to me to take you back to the palace were all really bad ideas.
Kuzco: Oh, yeah. Anything sounds bad when you say it with that attitude.
Pacha: Uh-oh.
Kuzco: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
Pacha: Yep.
Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
Pacha: Most likely.
Kuzco: Bring it on.
Nicholas and Danny, from Hot Fuzz
Nicholas: Sgt. Butterman, the little hand says it's time to rock and roll!
Nicholas:Why are you wearing a police officer's uniform?
Danny: Because I am one?
Nicholas: I feel as if I should say something smart.
Danny: You don't have to say anything at all.
Sam and Dean, from Supernatural
Sam: What the hell are you doing here?
Dean: I was looking for a beer.
Sam: Dean... what the hell are you doing here?
Dean: Okay, all right. We gotta talk.
Sam: Um... the phone?
Dean: If I would've called you, would you have picked up?
Sam: It's an old country custom, Dean, planting a tree as a grave marker.
Dean: ... You are like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness.
Sam: Yeah, I know.
Dean: I have to look out for you! That's my job!
Sam: And what do you think my job is?
Dean: What?
Sam: You saved my life, over and over! Man, you sacrifice everything for me! Don't you think I do the same for you?
Willow and Xander, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Xander: What, and suck all the spontaneity out of being young and stupid? I'd rather live in the dark.
Willow: You're not gonna be young forever.
Xander: Yes, but I'll always be stupid... Let's not all rush to disagree.
Willow: I knew it! I knew it! Well, not knew it in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn't know. You two were fighting way too much. It's not natural!
Xander: I know it's weird ...
Willow: Weird? It's against all laws of God and Man! It's Cordelia! Remember? The, the 'We Hate Cordelia Club', of which you are the treasurer.
Xander: Look, I was gonna tell you.
Willow: Gee, what stopped you? Could it be shame?
Xander: All right, let's over-react, shall we?
Willow: But I'm ...
Xander: Willow. We were just kissing. It doesn't mean that much.
Willow: No. ... It just means you'd rather be with someone you hate, than be with me.
Xander: But the thing is? Yeah. I love you. I loved crayon-breaky Willow and I love ... scary vein-y Willow. So if I'm going out, it's here. If you wanna kill the world? Well, then start with me. I've earned that.
Willow: You think I won't?
Xander: It doesn't matter. I'll still love you.
caps from screencap paradise (Buffy)
magical screencaps (The Emperor's New Groove)
disparue (Scrubs, Dr. Who)
oxoniensis caps (Supernatural)
hotn-caps (Supernatural)
here (Hot Fuzz)
here (Community)
and
burgundy_shoes (Leverage)as well as a few capped by me (Supernatural, Dr. Who)
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Date: 2010-06-19 11:08 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-06-20 12:15 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-06-19 11:33 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-06-20 12:15 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-06-20 12:08 am (UTC)Yeah, little known fact: I ship it.
Also worth mentioning: I LOVE HARDISON AND ELIOT'S HAIR'S FRIENDSHIP SOOO MUCH.
(no subject)
Date: 2010-06-20 12:14 am (UTC)Also, I thought I was the only person this side of a padded room to watch things and secretly ship things like people's hair, or their coats or something... THANK GODS I HAVE YOU.
(PS, laughing like a loon at your icon.)
(no subject)
Date: 2010-06-20 12:50 am (UTC)Is it wrong that my friendship OTP for Leverage is actually Elliot/Sophie? Every time they had little asides in season two the chemistry was jumping me and smacking me around a little bit.
Turk and JD <3 Willow and Xander <3
DO I EVEN NEED TO EXPLAIN MY SAM AND DEAN LOVE?????
Should I watch Hot Fuzz? I enjoyed Shaun of the Dean well enough.
(no subject)
Date: 2010-06-20 01:28 am (UTC)I don't ship anything on Community and I don't really ship anything on Leverage either. I THINK I AM BORKED. I am normally very good at seeing them.
SAM AND DEAN LOVE, IKR.
(no subject)
Date: 2010-06-20 01:50 am (UTC)I enjoy the Leverage OT3 and I guess I can work with Nate/Sophie if I have to, but I think the only proper ship I could ever have for that show would involve Tara. Because Tara is kind of smoking.
I CALLED TROY/ABED AND SAUL/BILL BROMANCES, BUT SAM/DEAN TAKE THE CAKE
(no subject)
Date: 2010-06-20 02:03 am (UTC)And I personally don't believe Sam/Dean have a bromance. I call it straight up Wincest. IDK, MAYBE THAT'S JUST ME.
And holy moly. As I was putting this together, I kept thinking 'man, I have an awful lot of OT3s in my life too... Maybe I'll do something with that'...
(no subject)
Date: 2010-06-20 02:28 am (UTC)Bromance, Wincest, whatever floats your boat <3
OT3 picspam, then? *hearts in eyes*
(no subject)
Date: 2010-06-20 02:39 am (UTC)BOATS. I LIKE THOSE TOO.
Ahah, the idea of an OT3 picspam makes me happy but at the same time I'm just so lazy...
(White Collar has the guy from Chuck in it, doesn't it? The ridiculously good looking one?)
(no subject)
Date: 2010-06-20 11:11 am (UTC)BOATS. I SHIP THEM.
/ridiculous puns
If you mean Matt Bomer, then you bet your boots he's the ridiculously good looking one. In classic-styled, tailored suits.
(no subject)
Date: 2010-06-20 03:17 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-06-20 11:08 am (UTC)AND YOU KNOW THAT SHE'S TOTES THE ONLY ONE OF THE TEAM WHO PROPERLY APPRECIATES HIS COOKING
Nate is too awkward/drunk about these things, Parker is just too awkward, and while Hardison loves it, the nuances are frequently be lost on him. Sophie got the palate and vocabulary to love his food in a way that delights him, even if he's too stoic to show that much glee.
(no subject)
Date: 2010-06-20 05:06 am (UTC)I love this post, and agree so hard with all of the shows/movies I've actually seen. Like
(no subject)
Date: 2010-06-20 09:57 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-06-20 01:35 pm (UTC)I teared up a little at the Sam and Dean one, ngl. I think it was the fireworks pic that did it.
And dude, Eliot and Hardison... I'm always sad there isn't more of them. They are so awesome!
I love everything else in this post too!!!
(no subject)
Date: 2010-06-20 10:02 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-06-20 05:03 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-06-20 10:02 pm (UTC)GALLIFREYHEAVEN.(no subject)
Date: 2010-06-21 12:12 am (UTC)BUT OH MY GOD, SOOOOMEWHEEEERE OUUUUUUT THEEEERE
(no subject)
Date: 2010-06-21 04:18 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-10-10 10:26 pm (UTC)Watch White Collar, it is brilliant.
<333
(no subject)
Date: 2010-10-11 03:21 pm (UTC)I've seen the first ep of White Collar, but I was sick and I don't think I gave it my full attention. Maybe I'll try again.