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Spoiler Alert - I'm Awesome

Welcome to the 'My Favourite Men From Television' Picspam Epicness. Because who doesn't like pictures with mouse-over text?

Also the spoiler was just that I am awesome, cut contents shouldn't contain any shocking new news.

Bathtub champagne? Hell yes!

I mean, at one point I'm pretty sure I sold a woman...

The Scuba Diver

I can't hear you over the sound of how AWESOME I am!

Flight-suit up!

Bwuzh?

Yes, and I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

And I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.

Yeah. That went well.

You wanna explain to me exactly why you got yourself all corpsified and mailed to me?

Been a long time since Patience shot me, and that was due to a perfectly legitimate conflict of interest.

Oh, I'm gonna go to the special hell.

It's been four years. How do you not get how this works?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nurse Mophead. Nurse Mophead who? You have a mophead.

Knife-Wrench! Practical and safe. For kids!

Fork! Me can't eat soup! Rawrr!

If I find a penny in there... I'm taking you down.

Ah! Hand cramp, hand cramp!

Sexy Eyes Sam is giving you sexy eyes!

Happy Sam is all too rare these days!

Research Sam reads books!

Sleepy Sam got this spoon for you!

Repressed Anger Sam epically failed his will save!

Demon Blood Addict Sam can kill you with his brain!

We all wish we were worms, Lem, but that's never going to happen.

I'm thinking confidence may be one of those things people can't tell if you really have, or are just pretending to have, like the female orgasm.

Oh, your ears are always throwing up about something.

Medieval Fight Night two nights in a row? Man, my codpiece just got tighter.

Lem, you ever get the feeling the ooplasm cultures are looking up at you, worshiping you like a vengeful god?

Just tell them you don't want to do it, they can't force employees to participate in human experiments. They lost that court case.

I know what it's like to be afraid of your own mind.

Physics... magic!

Sometimes for an artist, the only difference between insanity and genius is success.

Reid: I'm not a salesman. I'm with the FBI. Men: FBI? You're not serious! You look like a pipe cleaner with eyes. I could snap you like a twig.

How come I never have any normal fans?

Morgan: Yeah Reid, why are you still afraid of the dark? Reid: Because of the inherent absence of light!

Do not tell me about my own culture Sheldon! In the mood I'm in I'll take you out, I swear to cow!

How can I be a gynecologist? I can barely look a woman in the eye!

Leonard pretends to be a friend and acts like a two-faced bitch. Therefore, he is reborn as a banana slug. It's actually a very elegant system.

If I could speak the language of rabbits, they would be amazed, and I would be their king.

Guess what? I'm gonna be in People magazine.

The only thing missing from that slam was your mama!

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Ok I know how much work went into that but it was AWESOME!!!! hehe... you better believe i hovered over every picture to read it... <3

I'm coyotesuspect, and I approve of this picspam. (Especially Sam and Mal and Barney. :D)

And I love the hover text; the D&D reference for repressed angry Sam actually made me laugh out loud. *is a geek*

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