Holiday Gift For Bean

[unavoidedcrisis]

Dear epiphanyx7,
Happiest of holidays!
I was going to make you a most excellent mix tape, but I don’t actually remember how to use a tape recorder so I did it all on the interwebular machine instead.







Thanks to Natalie Dee for the flying bear on the art.

Just Dance, Lady Gaga
So we see each other from across a smoky club...
Just dance gonna be okay
Da da doo doo mmmm

Hey Good Lookin', Jimmy Buffett & Friends
And I’m like, hey, you’re pretty.
Hey, hey, good lookin',
Whatcha got cookin'?

Toxic, Britney Spears
I get a good look at your soul, and for a split second, I am worried, but then I realize a toxic Bolivian toad soul is a hot commodity in a lady.
With a taste of poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic?

Wind Beneath My Wings, Bette Midler
In fact, that might be the reason I’m able to do all the things that I do.
It might have appeared to go unnoticed,
But I've got it all here in my heart

What I Like About You, The Romantics
If you really want to know what I love about? It might be easier to just tell you what DON’T I love about you.
What I like about you, you keep me warm at night
Never wanna let you go, know you make me feel alright

Can't Fight This Feeling, REO Speedwagon
Sometimes I wonder how I resisted so long.
And I can’t fight this feeling anymore
I’ve forgotten what I started fighting for

I Want You to Want Me, Letters to Cleo
But now I couldn’t fight it if I tried.
I want you to want me
I need you to need me
I’d love you to love me
I’m beggin’ you to beg me

If That’s Alright With You, Tom Felton
And now, if it’s alright with you, I’d like to get a little perverted.
And by now you're guessing I'm liking you
You're so fine and I want you to be mine

Uh La La La, Alexia
*lurid sexy dance goes here*
Uh la la la
I love you baby
Uh la la la la

When You're Good To Mama , Queen Latifah (Chicago Movie Soundtrack)
I think it’s time we turn up the heat. If you catch my meaning.
Spice it up for Mama
She'll get hot for you

Liquid Dreams, O Town
Because you’re pretty much the super-mega-awesome-foxy-hot girl of my dreams.
Now this hot girl, she's not your average girl
She's a morpharotic dream from a magazine
And she's so fine designed to blow your mind
She's a dominatrix supermodel beauty queen

Come Sail Away, Styx
Run away with me.
I’m the captain so climb aboard
We’ll search for tomorrow on every shore

Island in the Sun, Weezer
We can find a tropical island paradise and we’ll drink pina coladas (or you will, because I’ll probably die if I drink one) and have monkey butlers.
We’ll run away together
We’ll spend some time forever
We’ll never feel bad anymore

You Are My Sunshine, Kevin Devine
Just promise to never leave me. Because that would make me very sad. And you wouldn’t want me to be sad, would you?
But now you've left me and love another;
And you’ve shattered all of my dreams

It Had To Be You, Motion City Soundtrack
And all along...
It had to be you
I knew it was you

And unfortunately, the file is temporarily unavailable.



Now remember, you promised this wouldn’t result in a restraining order.
Happy holidays!

Comments

[epiphanyx7.livejournal.com]

GIMME MY FILE BACK. I need it. ITS MY MIX TAPE NOT YOURS GIVE IT BACK PRETTY PLEASE.

*puppy eyes*