I dropped my gluestick!
Sep. 17th, 2006 07:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
unavoidedcrisisSo yeah, I dropped my gluestick. I took it as a divine sign from god that I should, update my journal.
So, because it's funny and because I can: A Joke!
A koala is sitting up a tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past, looks up and says, "Hey Koala! What are you doing?"
The koala says "I'm smoking a joint; come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.
After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.
But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks, "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing another joint, and he looks up and says, "Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says...
"Fuuuuck, dude... how much water did you drink?!"
Oh come on. That was funny. Shut up, it was hilarious. Heh heh, lizard. I dropped my gluestick under the desk. Aw man, it's gonna take me so long to find it. Stupid desk being in a funny place.
So, because it's funny and because I can: A Joke!
A koala is sitting up a tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past, looks up and says, "Hey Koala! What are you doing?"
The koala says "I'm smoking a joint; come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.
After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.
But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks, "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing another joint, and he looks up and says, "Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says...
"Fuuuuck, dude... how much water did you drink?!"
Oh come on. That was funny. Shut up, it was hilarious. Heh heh, lizard. I dropped my gluestick under the desk. Aw man, it's gonna take me so long to find it. Stupid desk being in a funny place.
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Date: 2006-09-18 01:04 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-09-18 02:01 pm (UTC)