unavoidedcrisis | Conversations in Silence

David: So what's your girlfriends name?
Scott: Gee-nah.
Colleen: Why do you say it like that?
Scott: Like what?
David: Like 'gee-nah'? Like it's two different words?
Scott: Oh, because normally when I say it, people get confused and say 'what?' and I have to repeat myself and explain the whole thing to them. And it takes too long.
Colleen: And that didn't?
David: Yeah, it sounds weird to say 'gee-nah'.
Scott: What did you say?
David: ...'Gee-nah?'
Scott: Who?
David & Colleen: *trade look*
David: You're kidding... He has to be kidding.
Scott: What are you talking about? Don't say weird words...

Patricia: You missed a 'y'
Colleen: You missed a 'shut the hell up'
Patricia: No, no I would have noticed that
Colleen: And I would have noticed a 'y'

Colleen: Brr, cold and bored are not a good combination
Brendan: Crawl into bed?
Colleen: I wish. And I wish I didn't have to do it alone... That is a whole 'nother barrel of apples though.
Brendan: Find a guy! Then eat him!
Colleen: Praying mantis style!
Brendan: HOT!

Ryan: Meh, they're insane.
Colleen: Who? Other people, or my friends? Or both?
Ryan: Probably both, but I don't really know your friends, so I won't make an assumption.
Colleen: Smart guy.
Ryan: I know. I try.
Ryan: I ate a cat?