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[unavoidedcrisis]

I hopelessly fucked for tomorrow. Maybe I can pull a Stephanie and fake sick and dodge work early.

Except for I can't because I'M FUCKING RESPONSIBLE YOU DUMB BITCH.

*ahem* Pardon me. I don't know where that came from...

Actual exerpt from actual email sent to Sarah. We should both be doing homework, but we are dumb, and also not.

"Hee hee. Super Brendan. Super Brendan's super powers? Licking the world a nicer place, with rainbows and lollipops and the like.

Mmm, gods. Tastes like Lucky Charms.
You know who's better than the Count of Monte Cristo? The Counte of Del Monte Crisco. I say you study him instead.
>>Colleen
PS: Notice how this email had capitals, but the last one didn't? Weird how these things work. Blame it on the French and their craz-eh revolutions with the killing and the stabbing and tribunals!!

PPS: You are a ratfink of fine taste…"

And as for my mood? It's calm, insofar as I can be calm.

ED: Sarah has thusly responded to my email:

Neither one of us is going to get ANY work done tonight.

Comments

I'm scared...

[theunholydragon.livejournal.com]

Super Brendan terrifies me...true story. I still think you can pull it off. I mean hell, I gave you a hand so if you don't, I'll look bad. So do it. Do it now. Do it hard.


...ignore that last bit.

Cheers.

Re: I'm scared...

[(Anonymous)]

Aw, but the last part makes me WANT to do... homework.

Tee hee.

Re: I'm scared...

[unavoidedcrisis.livejournal.com]

See, this is what happens when I have two browsers open. One Explorer for email, one Mozilla for everything else. Silly me.

[random-laughter.livejournal.com]

Super Brendan is pretty bitchin. In the middle of a rage I still laughed.