Contradictory Lists

[unavoidedcrisis]

Reasons Life Is Not Awesome
- I did my math placement for the upgrading course I need to get into the 3 year wildlife program after my 1 year assistant program today. My math skills are somewhere between and grade four and five level! Fuck you, fractions, I was a merit scholar. You're making me look bad by being stupidly hard to add (but I know how to multiply you, so don't even pull that shit with me).

- I did not finish my polybigbang story like I wanted to.

- My apartment is messy and I need to clean it tonight.

- Lost my mp3 player.

- I had to put my arm in a tank full of sharks yesterday.

- Kennel duty Wednesday/Thursday.

Reasons Life Is Awesome
- I have people to help me with stupid math. People who want to help me, even. Not just people I have seduced/blackmailed.

- French toast and all its related deliciousness and adorable-ness.

- I was not murdered by sharks.

- While I didn't finish the story, I DID FINISH MY DRAFT FOR THE BIG BANG AND I'M GOING TO GET ART AND IT'S GOING TO BE AWESOME AND THREE PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY AGREED TO BETA IT AND I TOLD THEM NO BACKSIES (this is not like an engagement, Katie, I can call 'no backsies'). And I have the rest of the story outlined too, so it's just a matter of filling in blanks.

- Aced a test in Clin. today.

- Have grand and lovely plans to learn how to clicker train dogs. So. Exciting! Step one: buy clicker from work.

- Kennel duty Wednesday/Thursday.



KD is both not awesome and definitely awesome because while I am super stoked for being there and getting marked on my basic animal care, I am so not stoked for being up at 5 to do it. My Wednesday this week involves me being at the school from 5:30am to 9pm pretty much without a break. And then I'm up again at 5 on Thursday (though I should be home by noon and then I can sleep for 6 hours). So if I'm not around much this week it's because I'm there.

Comments

[sockkiah.livejournal.com]

I think I also math around a fourth grade level.

Which is hilarious because I teach fourth grade math.

I find the woes of your mp3 player to be especially tragic. How does one function w/o one? D:

[unavoidedcrisis.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. Especially because my good one broke and the one I lost was my replacement. I have been listening to music on my phone. Less selection, but it's something. *woe*

Math has a dumb face.

[cherie-morte.livejournal.com]

But you did get enough of a draft done to be part of the challenge! *is still working on it*

Fuck you, fractions, I was a merit scholar. I want that on a fucking shirt.

SHHHAAARRRRKKKSSSS.

KICK FRACTIONS IN THE FACE.

[mortar.livejournal.com]

/cleans your apartment.

[scorpiod1.livejournal.com]

WOOO, POLYBIGBANG :DDDDD GO YOU! \O/