Today I Realized I Was Bad

[unavoidedcrisis]

Like a jolt from Zeus himself I realized today that I am essentially the same as a slave driver. I abuse and overwork, I degrade and mistreat.

Those poor commas. I am heartless to them. They constantly work for be, bend to my will, doing the work of periods and semi-colons and other punctuation I'm not even familiar with. I force them to work double duty and hold together separate thoughts that in a good and right paragraph would be two or even three different sentences. Run-ons galore!

Shame on me. Shame on me indeed.

On a completely different note: I didn't get to see Transformers as originally planned. Don't ask.

And a third and again different note: Check this out! It's the alphabet, but COOLER.

Comments

[the-idyll-life.livejournal.com]

Those poor comas, think of the therapy they will need in order to once again function properly in paragraphs.

[unavoidedcrisis.livejournal.com]

I love how you fixed some typos but still misspelled 'comma'.

[the-idyll-life.livejournal.com]

Shut up, it did not catch 'comas' in spell check because unfortunately that is actually a word. Plus, its little things like this that remind you I am, in fact, human.

PS. I just used 4 commas.

PPS. I just spelled commas correctly!