Badgers and Cars

Two interesting things, both starring Katie.

Katie: Did I ever tell you I was almost the hula hoop princess of Canada?
Me: ...
Katie: My grandfather bought the patent for the hula hoop. I could have been a multimillionaire heiress.
Me: But then he got drunk and lost the rights in a drunken, midnight, high-stakes poker game with a badger?
Katie: No.
Me: Too late, I have my Nano now.

But a little before that came this:

*doorbell, offstage*
Katie: So not getting that.
Me: Ugh... *answers door*
Insane Neighbour Lady: Um, you need to move your car. Now.
Me: It's not our car.
Insane Neighbour Lady: You. Need to move. Your car. Now.
Me: Yeah, it's not our car.
Insane Neighbour Lady: That black car? That's not your car?!
Me: Nope, not our car.
Insane Neighbour Lady: You need to move your car.
Me: ... It's not ours.
Insane Neighbour Lady: Oh. *walks away*
Katie: Did she actually not even say sorry?
Me: No.
Katie: And she didn't say hello? Is there even a car in our spot?
Me: Nope.
Katie: ... What a bitch!