oh the humanity

so my keyboard is broken... awkward.

and there is a party on friday for hallowe'en. i was invited. possibly sincerely. now keep in mind this party is on friday. today is sunday. i have been told that i have to be on my best behaviour. i have to be polite, i can't be too sarcastic, i am not to embarrass anyone, no sexual jokes to anybody...

i have been told all of these things multiple times.

am i really that bad to other people?