Cats and Squirrels--or-- Build Me an Ark!

I just finished watching Cats.

Wow. Now, it was no Beanie and the Bamboozling Book Machine, but I don't think the world could handle another of those anyways. Holy crap. My one sole ambition in life is to be a cat now.

I felt smarter than normal today. I love days with nothing but discussion periods at school.

We had a discussion seminar about abortion today. I added very few little things to the discussion, seeing as how I did not want to get eaten and the class was so divided I could have said anything and made a bunch of enemies. [I'm glad James was away!]

I guess something ticked off Ashley about the whole 'let's put a religious spin on it all and maybe we'll get bonus marks' that the girls tried.

Girls: Blah blah blah booooooring.
Ashley: Oh yeah... That's a good point, I see where you're coming from but blah blah blah tell me when in the Bible did God come down from the clouds and tell us not to have abortions?
Colleen: Okay, going back for a second, I basically agree with Michelle. But you have to remember... blah blah blah... extenuating circumstances... blah blah... and Ashley? Wasn't that right around the part about 'thou shalt not kill'.
Ashley: ... Right.
Teacher: Yeah... and that whole part when Jesus said stuff about.... blah blah blah.

Anyways, you get the jist, right?

Then in World Issues, Lauren made an interesting point. I reiterated and brought up RADIOACTIVE SQUIRRELS.

It's just the next step I tell you. Wait you see.