Jewish Mother/Naked Boys

If there is one thing I like more than boys [mm, boys], it is naked boys.

I have discovered this fact by not going straight home from work.

I also discovered the fact that I have a Jewish mother. Not insofar as my mother has converted, but more the fact that Ryan is my Jewish mother. He snipped and guilted and forced me to sit down after I fell down for the second time. Then he made me drink apple juice.

But I justjust remembered I have Secret Slash to write for tomorrow. And also I am hungry.