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Yeah, so Ms. Jeffery was all like "community: aye or nay?" And then James was all like "aye!" [but he didn't sound like the Fonz].
And I was all: "only sometimes, bitches!" but they were all asshats to me so I wrote this:
Dear World:
Fuck you guys.
I'm going to live without community for 12 months, and I'munna LOVE it.
So fuck you and such,
Colleen Elizabeth.
Yeah, or something to that effect, the specifics are not important. I unfortunately cannot do this right now, but one day, it will happen.
But yeah, so then Sarah went all: "no way, you're such a whore and stuff and no freakin' way can you go even a whole week not using your LJ, let alone totally withdrawing from society, you ugly slut."
And then I went: "yeah, you think that's right? Sure, sure, whatever, Little-Miss-I-Love-to-Cuddle. Watch ME!"
So obviously I'm writing in my journal, but I am disabling comments! It might as well be withdrawing.
*And the best thing about disallowing comments? Nobody will ever know the other side of the story. aka: Sarah's actual words because you know she would never call me an 'ugly slut'. But she's not around to defend herself! I can't lose!*
I can also write terrible things about people. And they won't be able to do nothing about it. So hah on them. You know, unless they email me. Or come to my house and beat me up... Shh, now I'm giving away ideas. Damn idiot me.
And I was all: "only sometimes, bitches!" but they were all asshats to me so I wrote this:
Dear World:
Fuck you guys.
I'm going to live without community for 12 months, and I'munna LOVE it.
So fuck you and such,
Colleen Elizabeth.
Yeah, or something to that effect, the specifics are not important. I unfortunately cannot do this right now, but one day, it will happen.
But yeah, so then Sarah went all: "no way, you're such a whore and stuff and no freakin' way can you go even a whole week not using your LJ, let alone totally withdrawing from society, you ugly slut."
And then I went: "yeah, you think that's right? Sure, sure, whatever, Little-Miss-I-Love-to-Cuddle. Watch ME!"
So obviously I'm writing in my journal, but I am disabling comments! It might as well be withdrawing.
*And the best thing about disallowing comments? Nobody will ever know the other side of the story. aka: Sarah's actual words because you know she would never call me an 'ugly slut'. But she's not around to defend herself! I can't lose!*
I can also write terrible things about people. And they won't be able to do nothing about it. So hah on them. You know, unless they email me. Or come to my house and beat me up... Shh, now I'm giving away ideas. Damn idiot me.