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unavoidedcrisis
16 Things He'd Tell Me Today
1. I was watching you last night and you know you always drop the last consonant, right?
2. You RP waaaaay too much. Geek.
3. Wow, you weren't kidding about that whole Catholic thing, were you?
4. Put the whisky away, dear.
5. That Sam girl you hang out with is hawt.
6. You're beautiful, why do you do that to yourself?
7. Why is it always gay sex with you?
8. Do your laundry and stop writing in your journal.
9. I swear, if you start self destructing again, I will see that you join me.
10. Didn't sleep well last night, did you?
11. You need coffee.
12. That was so cute last night. Do girl talk more often.
13. Oh you make it sound like they're forcing you to rehearse with brain-dead monkies. It can't be that bad.
14. I miss you.
15. I'm sorry.
16. I never meant to hurt you.
[Okay, so I may have taken liberties with the last three. Bite me.]
1. I was watching you last night and you know you always drop the last consonant, right?
2. You RP waaaaay too much. Geek.
3. Wow, you weren't kidding about that whole Catholic thing, were you?
4. Put the whisky away, dear.
5. That Sam girl you hang out with is hawt.
6. You're beautiful, why do you do that to yourself?
7. Why is it always gay sex with you?
8. Do your laundry and stop writing in your journal.
9. I swear, if you start self destructing again, I will see that you join me.
10. Didn't sleep well last night, did you?
11. You need coffee.
12. That was so cute last night. Do girl talk more often.
13. Oh you make it sound like they're forcing you to rehearse with brain-dead monkies. It can't be that bad.
14. I miss you.
15. I'm sorry.
16. I never meant to hurt you.
[Okay, so I may have taken liberties with the last three. Bite me.]