What Else is New?

[unavoidedcrisis]

Okay, so I had a dream that finch00 and Richard Speight broke in to my house to steal all my stuff, but got distracted by my adorable gecko and so we hung out and played Cranium instead. I don't even know how to analyze that one. I feel my icon is appropriate at this juncture.

Speaking of Pepperoni, I have convinced Katie that I taught him how to use a knife. She is afraid of him now. Step one to the new world order: teach all my pets to defend the homestead. Step two: mobilize fire weasels.

For those of you who don't know, the fire weasels are the product of my superbly deranged mind. I am their creator and their sole commander. They follow my every order to the letter and they will never rebel because I treat them right. Also, they are weasels made of fire.

New friends! I direct you here for the 'who the heck is this person' post.

I really don't know where I am going with any of this.