okay, i may have forgotten the entire contents of your post since i was kind of occupied with your tags. you'll understand in a moment. it's a simple thing of ignoring commas:

i'm going to die naked

yeah.

oh, and dude? DOVE SUCKS. I HATE IT HARDCORE. I'D RATHER BATHE WITH ACID THAN DOVE. IT HATES ME AND I RETURN IT WITH INTEREST.

Maybe some aloe? Or maybe dipping yourself in flour??? #idkidkbutmaybeflour

<3 treeson