unavoidedcrisis: girl lying on the ground with playing cards scattered over her (Default)
2006-05-17 10:15 pm
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Shit and stuff, you know?

I saw  Brendan ANNNND Melissa on tv tonight. It's like I know celebrities or some shit like that.

Hee hee. Brendan is more.... Brendan every time I see him.

Also, stamps are so fucking expensive. I hate that.

I had one awful day today. I just wanted to fall over and quietly die.
unavoidedcrisis: girl lying on the ground with playing cards scattered over her (Default)
2005-10-11 10:57 pm

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I hopelessly fucked for tomorrow. Maybe I can pull a Stephanie and fake sick and dodge work early.

Except for I can't because I'M FUCKING RESPONSIBLE YOU DUMB BITCH.

*ahem* Pardon me. I don't know where that came from...

Actual exerpt from actual email sent to Sarah. We should both be doing homework, but we are dumb, and also not.

"Hee hee. Super Brendan. Super Brendan's super powers? Licking the world a nicer place, with rainbows and lollipops and the like.

Mmm, gods. Tastes like Lucky Charms.
You know who's better than the Count of Monte Cristo? The Counte of Del Monte Crisco. I say you study him instead.
>>Colleen
PS: Notice how this email had capitals, but the last one didn't? Weird how these things work. Blame it on the French and their craz-eh revolutions with the killing and the stabbing and tribunals!!

PPS: You are a ratfink of fine taste…"

And as for my mood? It's calm, insofar as I can be calm.

ED: Sarah has thusly responded to my email:

Neither one of us is going to get ANY work done tonight.
unavoidedcrisis: girl lying on the ground with playing cards scattered over her (Default)
2005-10-11 09:18 pm

Booooo

Fuckitall.

So far, I am not ded. I was about to be ded, but I'm not ded!

I was thisclose to a breakdown [you know, with the tears and the screaming and the hurting of myself] but Brendan and the happy Bambi stamp made me feel much better. Now I am just apathetic to my future.

!! That's better than the hurty, though.