Happy birthday Sarahbanana!
I am not wearing clothes, mainly because I can't find a shirt in keeping with the theme. Oh yes, today has a theme. Damn its cold in here. You know what should not be an Olympic sport? Naked vacuuming. Because it is difficult and not good for my back and does not look nice.
I love being the only one home right now.
But now I have to find my shirt because while naked vacuuming is unattractive, naked going out to find a present for Sarah's birthday is illegal.
I am not wearing clothes, mainly because I can't find a shirt in keeping with the theme. Oh yes, today has a theme. Damn its cold in here. You know what should not be an Olympic sport? Naked vacuuming. Because it is difficult and not good for my back and does not look nice.
I love being the only one home right now.
But now I have to find my shirt because while naked vacuuming is unattractive, naked going out to find a present for Sarah's birthday is illegal.